You know you're a home-brewer if:

[Ironman]

Your wife has ever asked you, "Did You fart?" and you've blamed it on the carboy in the closet.

[Mylo]

You leave your bagel in the toaster a little longer for additional melonoidin development.


Mylo

[BDawg]

You wake up at 5 am on a Saturday, shower, slam down breakfast, drive 3 hours, all so that you can get there by 8:30 to start judging Sour Beers, Smoked, Spice/Herb/Vegetable, Russian Imperial Stouts, or Barleywines by 9am.

[ApresSkiBrewer]

You leave your bagel in the toaster a little longer for additional melonoidin development.


Mylo

Nice.

[bsegroves]

You go to a bar that has 50 beers on tap but they still don't quite have what you are looking for.

[Ozwald]

- when the bottles you give your friends come back with some dried crap in the bottom, that PBW is having a hard time get out.

When you ask for your bottles back in the first place

[Grist Licker]

When you put the baby monitor next to a beer you have going in primary so you can fall asleep listening to the airlock.

[Hoppy Mad]

You are trolling throught passenger lists on a flight and come across the name
Mrs Janet Brown and can only think of one thing.

It is also 0730 in the morning and you think of this all day.

You see a number plate which had the letter BJC and mentally add the P.

You see the word PUSH on a door and mentally add EJECT.


I am one sick puppy.