You know you're a home-brewer if:

[Weenie Boy]

When your 12 and 8 year old daughters are life-time members of the AHA and get the pub discount at BJ's on root beer.


Weenie Boy

[TapItGood]

The Pope you follow has the initials JZ

[lazerface]

you use you palate as a tool, to indicate if you yeast is infected

[bcmaui]

you use you pallet as a tool, to indicate if you yeast is infected

palate

pallet

[brewerTristan]

you use you pallet as a tool, to indicate if you yeast is infected

palate

pallet

and http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palette_%28painting%29

[Ozwald]

When you take the time to mathematically calculate exactly how many meals you'd have to skip to afford that new 15 gallon conical (slightly over 100 if you were wondering)

[ApresSkiBrewer]

When you stay home on the weekends to brew, instead of visiting friends... Where you would inevitably keep the company of the finer sex.

Yes, brewing over getting laid. It's been done.

[ApresSkiBrewer]

You wonder if you could somehow combine brewing and sex. (with a woman... not your kettles.... well, whatever floats your boat).

Your next thought immediately makes you wonder how you'd handle the sanitary aspects of said debacle.