Casting for the BN TV Show!

[pythoner]

I would do it and imloov like a typical craft beer enthusiast... 220 and 6'2"

[Dirk McLargeHuge]

You've got less than two weeks to get a seat on JP's Casting Couch (now shooting in HD!). Get on it you . If I was in that area of the world, I'd be all over this!

JP is mine!

Wait. What?

[spiderwrangler]

I would do it and imloov like a typical craft beer enthusiast... 220 and 6'2"

I haven't been that size since freshman year of college!

[Push Eject]

I WISH I could apply... I'd totally lose weight for this.

[Teddlet]

Dude... JP,

Your doing this all wrong. Be like a real reality show producer. Go to a bar and get hot chicks who know nothing about brewing and might fight each other on camera. Screw mud wrestling I want some beer wrestling! Besides when was the last time you could go in to a bar and say "Hey baby, I'm casting a reality show want to be in it?" and actually mean it. Besides you need another excuse to go to a bar and be creepy right?

[pfooti]

Really wish I could have tried out for the show, but the first weekend is one I've got a cabin in yosemite booked with my wife. And no, I didn't even ask if we could cancel it- I'm that good of a husband.

I'd probably have been voted off the island and thrown to the sharks halfway through the first episode, though.