Re: F'ing Witches!!!

Fri Oct 29, 2010 10:53 am

TheDarkSide wrote:
Dirk McLargeHuge wrote:Aw, she's just getting free publicity. Is it a coincidence that this is happing right before Halloween? She'll be all over the papers in the next few days, and then the media will have moved on to the next offended person, probably a midget because Santa's Elves are drawn small.


Nah...the next one will be a native american pissed off about Thanksgiving and the fact people are still doing the tomahawk chop.

Oops! :oops:

Forgot an offended minority. And you forgot PETA will be offended by the annual turkey pardon at the White House. :roll:
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Re: F'ing Witches!!!

Fri Oct 29, 2010 2:00 pm

I was gonna make a smart assed reply to that turkey statement, but like Fuzzy Zoeller, I'd probably get chastised!!!


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Re: F'ing Witches!!!

Fri Oct 29, 2010 2:24 pm

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Fritz Eye wrote:It would have been easier if they had just called it "Cold as a Witchs Tit" which would have been a great timing for Beer for Boobs.


Fritz I think you're feeding into the misconception that witches have cold tits. They don't. Witches have normal body temperature tits because they're alive. Vampires have cold tits because they're dead. In 3 years of homebrew club meetings I never sensed this anti-witch sentiment from you and I have to say, I'm just plain offended. If your beer wasn't so good, I don't know that I could still talk to you.



If you look at the cover art, I can't imagine that this witch's tits would be all that cold...
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I made the mistake of clicking the link to her facebook page & just lost several minutes of my life reading her drivel....

Everyone seems to be missing the important questions, is it a good beer? and if so, where can I get it?!
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Re: F'ing Witches!!!

Fri Oct 29, 2010 5:38 pm

jgourd wrote:Hahahaha! Oh my she is offensive, isn't he? :D


Funny because there's a page on her site that brings this up http://cynthiaeller.com/woman_new.htm
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Re: F'ing Witches!!!

Fri Oct 29, 2010 6:26 pm

I've done research on whether witches have cold tits. I can happily report that they don't unless you leave the bedroom window open during the winter. 8)

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Re: F'ing Witches!!!

Fri Oct 29, 2010 6:52 pm

fuzzy(snicker snicker) all-time classic :lol:
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Re: F'ing Witches!!!

Thu Nov 04, 2010 5:55 pm

Well ... I went out a bought a bottle to show my support for burning witches ... I mean the plea of burning witches ... or whatever.
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