SunkenBier wrote:I had the mormons come by during a brew session recently. They asked what I was doing and I told them making beer.
When I see the JWs coming up the street, I strip down to just socks. When I answer the door, I just stand there in full monty waiting to see the reaction. Yes, I'm also drinking while I do it. You can tell the seasoned vets because it doesn't phase them. For them I just tell them that I'm a mental patient and I like to self consume. That's why I'm naked, I was just started eating.
Sunkenbier wrote:I then told them that "Jesus turned water into wine, Im just doing the best I can and making water into beer."
I like when they argue that it was "grape juice, not wine." LMAO As if!!! the shiznit fermented for sanitary advantages. The water could kill you or give you a screaming case of the green apple splatters. Wine, not beer, but a close second.
Prost!
I'm not a slacker in society. I'm an over achieving homeless person.
Drunk posting should be reserved for The RAT PAD!!
