Am I an idiot? (don't answer that)

[BrewTa2]

Check your gas line and orifices. Your BURNER orifices. Critters and other stuff can severely restrict gas flow and make your flame flaccid.

[triple-oh-six]

Check your gas line and orifices. Your BURNER orifices. Critters and other stuff can severely restrict gas flow and make your flame flaccid.

Critters climbing in orfices?

Not in my brewhouse!

No lemmiwinks here.

[BrewTa2]

Oh come on, Lafayette is crawling with critters. I'm not talking about a Jamil-sterile brewery, but a blue collar, drag out the burner that was last used two months or more ago. An itty bitty spider lays an egg in the tube, a rolly polly crawls in, ya drop the burner inlet in the dirt. The next thing you know - you're a douche that can't boil wort.

WTF is a lemmiwink?

P.S. Don't even try to start a lemmiwink thread. Rat Pad and Baghole will beat that shait down!

[triple-oh-six]

WTF is a lemmiwink?

P.S. Don't even try to start a lemmiwink thread. Rat Pad and Baghole will beat that shait down!

Uh, you know what happens now, huh?
No, I won't go there.

But you need tobrush up on your South Park

Mr. Garrison is promoted from being the kindergarten teacher to the fourth grade teacher, after having been previously demoted for admitting to being a homosexual. However, realizing that getting fired could allow him to sue the school for millions, he decides, along with his S&M partner, Mr. Slave to do outrageous acts in the classroom, culminating with performing gerbilling with the class pet, Lemmiwinks.

[BrewTa2]

Didn't remember the gerbil's name. Um, thanks I guess. Now we know what JP named his gerbil.

[Agnebrew]

Jesus Christ!